You are not one of the guys...
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
A date with a damn fine ass
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
She calls it dedication
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Young meat is cougar feast
She takes heavy duty usage
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Czech me out eating this cock
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
She's in hypersexual drive
Don't leave me hanging like your dad